Tortilla jokes

How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.

I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.

(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”

And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”

How did you get Sally into a blender?

- Without much resistance.

How do you get Sally out of a blender?

- Tortilla chips.

What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?

GuacaHOLY!

I wrote a song about a tortilla.

Actually, it’s more of a wrap.

The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.

One was just a plane tortilla.

The other one was also just a plane tortilla.

And the third one went to the wrong address.

I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.

How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?

How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!

How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.

How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.

I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.

Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?

Because their meat has to be in bread.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

Why did the tamale go to the hospital?

Tamalito.

What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!