Tortilla jokes
How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
Me and my girlfriend were planning on having sex, but I said me and my little brother share a bunk bed and he’s on the bottom. She said tell him we’re making sandwiches so we came up with a plan. "Tomato" means harder and "cheese" means faster. So we were having sex and she was screaming, "Tomato, tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese, cheese," then my little brother said, "Can y’all stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonnaise all over my bed."
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
Tamalito.
detos
I hate it when that happens
Community talk
now onto taco's
soft homade taco's so we heat up the tortilla to a certain temp like it kinda cooks then we add either chicken or beef than add some seasoning to it u gotta put it on the stove and flip it over bro i be doing the tortilla with the brown spots ( specificly) gotta add onion , little cilantro for flavor , lettuce , tomato's , sour cream ( optional),
Menudo , especially with cilantro , onion , lemon , and a tortilla with butter Ive ate it before as a breakfast , lunch , and dinner i add alot of lemon cuz it haz a tangy ness to the bold flavor of menudo
bro i kid you not- im laughing so hard
i was eating a tortilla right? then my cat does the littlel scratchy thing were it looks like theyre strechting on something but scrathing it at the same time- if yk yk,
it scared the shit out of me and i screamed "what the magical fuck"
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