Tortilla jokes
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
SO TRUE
I hate it when that happens
Community talk
now onto taco's
soft homade taco's so we heat up the tortilla to a certain temp like it kinda cooks then we add either chicken or beef than add some seasoning to it u gotta put it on the stove and flip it over bro i be doing the tortilla with the brown spots ( specificly) gotta add onion , little cilantro for flavor , lettuce , tomato's , sour cream ( optional),
Menudo , especially with cilantro , onion , lemon , and a tortilla with butter Ive ate it before as a breakfast , lunch , and dinner i add alot of lemon cuz it haz a tangy ness to the bold flavor of menudo
bro i kid you not- im laughing so hard
i was eating a tortilla right? then my cat does the littlel scratchy thing were it looks like theyre strechting on something but scrathing it at the same time- if yk yk,
it scared the shit out of me and i screamed "what the magical fuck"
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*wheeeeezing*