9/11 victim jokes
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"