9/11 Victim Jokes

Reader

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

9/11

Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 πŸ’€πŸ’€

Victim

9/11 victims are the best readers.

They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.

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  • Reader

    Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.

    Reader

    Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in seconds.

    Victim

    Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?

    Well, probably the person in front of them.

    Victim

    What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

    Their ankles.

    Victim

    Who are the fastest readers?

    9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. πŸ˜‚

    Pizza

    Why were 9/11 victims so mad?

    They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!

    Victim

    Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.

    Victim

    Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.

    Victim

    Who are the world's fastest readers?

    9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.

    Victim

    Who are the fastest readers?

    9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.

    Victim

    Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.

    They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.

    Victim

    Who are the fastest readers in history?

    9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.

    Victim

    Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.