9/11 victim jokes
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 馃拃馃拃
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
What鈥檚 a 9/11 victim鈥檚 least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in seconds.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it鈥檚 a 9/11 victim.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 馃槀
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.