Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?
So it could have sweet dreams.
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
but it's pasture bed time.
Me: Mom, I'm tired.
Mom: "Then go to sleep."
Me: No, you don't understand-
When you mom says go to bed but you replied with But mom i need help because it is inside but we are outside
Why did the koala go to bed?Because it was leafing
Why did the midget not go to bed? He couldnt reach the bed
My Infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.
My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. ùshe told me that the was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.
I love going to sleep at night
in the hospital i saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep the icu was going beep beep beep i think thats why she cant sleep so I turned it of shes asleep forever now nighty night
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep-? Me: I have depression what do you think-?!
I might not be able to make my bed but at least I can get out of it.
why do women rub there eyes when they wake up cuz they don't got balls to scratch
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't REEL
a redhead tells her blonde hair stepsister. i slept with a puerto rican'... then the blonde replies. omg you dirty little slut! how many is a puerto rican?
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
Cuz it's a car-PET.
If a kid refused to go to bed, dus that make them gilty of risisting a rest
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
Good day today love 💕 you walk in love 😻 day and a walk home 🏡 night night I did not get snow ⛄️ I love 💕 it is the day that we get a tree 🌲 I have to go get some sleep 💤 was good day at school today but I’m going to be
i like my men like i like my alexa by my bed and turned on
