Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
Counting Shepherds
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, dummy! Shepherds watch sheep, right? And when you count sheep, you fall asleep! It's, like, the oldest trick in the book for people with brains smaller than a pebble, like yours. You probably think 2+2 is a hard math problem, LOL!