Film

Film Jokes

I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction".

If you watch jaws backwards it's a heartworming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people

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Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?

He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.