Film jokes

"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."

Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.

Spaceballs: The Comment.

What is the favorite movie of orphans?

Spider-Man: Homecoming.

"The size doesn’t matter" - Ana from Frozen.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.

Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.

What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?

Hairy Potter.

What's an emo kid's favorite movie?

Suicide Squad.

FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.

So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...

Why did Dad Man quit acting?

I don’t know either.

What movie do orphans hate? "Home."

What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?

There's no Jack!

Look! An ancient African city!

From the makers of Timbukone...

What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?

His Boba Pet.

What's white but not black, and red all over?

J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.

I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw!

Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?

They're calling it Finding Emo.

Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.