Film jokes
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
Bra eat E.T.?
WALL-E
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
"Lord of the Rings" is about a group of white Americans taking nine hours to return jewelry.
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."