Film jokes
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
They told me I could never be an actor.
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Memes
Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.