Shepherd

Shepherd Jokes

Count

Why do shepherds never learn to count?

Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.

Dog

So, an Irish man is walking his poodle, and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints.

So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says, "Sorry, you can’t go in." The Irish man says, "Why can’t I go in?" "Well, you have a dog, sir, and that sign over there says no dogs allowed. You’re going to have to leave him outside." Well, the Irish man thinks quick and says, "I’m blind; it’s a seeing eye dog." The owner says, "That’s ridiculous. A seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that." The Irish man says, "Well, what kind of dog did they give me??"😂

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  • Hitler

    What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?

    "Mein Führer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."

    Sky

    Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.

    Blue sky at night, day.

    Way

    What's the fastest way to Shepherd's Bush?

    Up Shepherd's leg.

    Field

    Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?

    A: He's the one the sheep fuck!

    (I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)