Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did they would always be falling asleep.
So a Irish man is walking his poodle and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints. So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says sorry you can’t go in. The Irish man says why can’t I go in? Well you have a dog sir and that sign over there says no dogs aloud your going to have to leave him outside. Well the Irish man thinks quick and says. I’m blind it’s a seeing eye dog. The owner says that’s ridiculous a seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that. The Irish man says well what kind of dog did they give me??😂
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What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
Mein Fuhrer ist steickenbleiben in meinen zahnen.
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight. Blue sky at night, day.
What's the fastest way to Shepherd's Bush?
Up Shepherd's leg.
what did God say to the good shepherd? Nothing
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay? A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay. And I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate. But I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
