Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-rest
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave? Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jacksdon will get you.
man: hi doc, i have a problem. i take a shit at 6:00am every morning. doc: whats wrong with that. man: i dont wake up until 8:00am
If a kid dosent take their nap dosent that mean they are resisting arrest?
Don't give up on your dreams................... keep sleeping
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling alsleep (including him)
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
🎶Rock a bye baby on the tree Top, when the wind blows the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, not moving a muscle not making a sound.🎶
Gen z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow... Nor the house
POV: 11:07 PM At night reading these when you notice that like everyone else has not life like you.
he never has a bad day
because he always wake’s up on both sides on the bed
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time! Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
👧👧👧 👧 Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning ? because they don't have balls to scratch
How do you know when it's bed time in Netherland?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
your foreheads so big that you dream in 4k
TEACHER : Why do people snore ? ME : Because they sleep .
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon. "What the heck are you doing here?" "I couldn't sleep."
