A teacher is doing an experiment, about taste. she tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. she gives Suzy a pineapple one, Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. that is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn, the teacher hands him a honey flavor one, Jhonny chews it for a while, then says, "Teacher, I don't know what it is.". the teacher tries to give him a hint and says "it's what you parents call each other when your alseep". immedietly the boy behind Jhonney screams "spit it out Jhonny it's an asshole!!!"
When is it bedtime in the jacksons house. When the big hand đ meets the little đ¤
Therapist: So how depressed would you say youâve been feeling lately?
Me: I donât care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it
Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
What time is it when you walk in to the wall ? Time to get to bed đ
Jeff did you hear ther making a film about Jimmy savile itâs a very touchy subject. Yeah I did Gary but did you hear the reviews on the bill Cosby film people said it was so boring it put them to sleep
teacher: "you know you can't sleep in my class" boy: " I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade... turns out I peed the bed.
1 like= 1 kids in the bed with me
I slept like a log last night.......woke up in the fireplace
Confucius say, man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over? Pigs in a blanket.
Kid: " Mom I had a scary dream can I come sleep with you and dad " Mom: " sure sweetie sleep in the middle " Kid: " Dad can you get the remote out of my back " Dad: " That isn't the remote "
*Weird background music*
Whatâs something you can say in a grocery store and in bed Thanks for coming
Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep. There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep. There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patient to sleep, so I unplug them.
An asain went to bed at 9:00 woke up at 6 people say he still sleeping
Me: good night everyone My friends and family: night Me: *gets in coffin* My family: *stares at my friends* you aren't going to do something?!? My friends: *to my family* nope, this is normal.
dont you just hate when your the first one sleep at the sleepover and then you hear ''Prank em John"
