Insomnia

Insomnia jokes

Anxiety

If I were a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party, and insomnia the little annoying sibling.

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  • Depression

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Insomnia.

    You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can't cry myself to sleep anymore...

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  • Depression

    Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.

    Depression

    Me: Hey, how are you?

    Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3

    Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?

    Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.

    Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!

    Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)

    Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!

    Me: Ok, and their names?

    Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!

    Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)

    Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.

    Me: Ok, see you soon! :3

    Me now hates my life. :)

    Depression

    If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.

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  • Community

    Maybe im not doing as good as i thought? Maybe i am enough i wonder if I am , wide at night can't sleep been few days? Im in need of something I dont know what it is ? Maybe its money or maybe food or communication with close ones? Maybe i am enough to them ? Maybe im not? Wether I cry for no reason or cry for a reason it feels the same? Wether I want to get held just close ? Why am I ranting?I dont even know? Are y… Read more

    its 2:06 in the morning where i live. i never sleep... λ‚˜λŠ” 뢈면증이 μžˆμŠ΅λ‹ˆλ‹€. μ•„λ§ˆ λ‚¨μžμΉœκ΅¬κ°€ λ‚˜λž‘ ν—€μ–΄μ§„ μ΄ν›„λ‘œ μž μ„ λͺ» μž” 것 κ°™μ•„... :(