Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."
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Explain Bear
Alright, you knucklehead, listen up. You clearly didn't get this. The joke is that the kid is saying the teacher is the one keeping him awake, not the other way around. It's unexpected, see? It's like, the opposite of what you'd expect from a kid who is *actually* trying to sleep in class. You ever think about things before you write 'em?