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If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!!!
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Show yourself.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hang ‘em?”
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!