Unexpected Run

The humor comes from the implication that the person started running because the cops appeared, suggesting they were doing something they shouldn't have been.

• Cop
• Run
• Dark Humor
• Surprise
• Police
• Law Enforcement

• I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me, and we went for a run.
• Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude... Well nvm, they shot him dead.
• A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police say the suspect is armed and on the run.
• I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights. He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd. *I have seizures*