Miles081809

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Miles081809

Sex is like math. Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.

Miles081809

When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.

Miles081809

Why don’t pedophiles win races? They like to come in a little behind.

Miles081809

Ever seen the show Naked and Afraid? That’s what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.

Miles081809

So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good but I loved the execution.

Miles081809

Science flies you to the moon while religion flies you into two towers.

Miles081809

What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.

Miles081809

What long and black? The line at Popeyes.

Miles081809

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.

Miles081809

I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Miles081809

I looked up how fast does cum shoot and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!