Naked and Afraid jokes

Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.

What did me and my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid.

Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.

What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?

Naked and Afraid.

Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?

That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.

I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.

When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.

I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath... when all of a sudden... I felt a tap on my shoulder.