Sitcom jokes
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
Memes
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordon Ramsay's F-king cooking show!
Husband: "Stop watching that f-king sh*t! You can't cook to save your life!"
Wife: "So what?! You watch porn, don't you?!"
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."
