Sitcom jokes
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"
A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordon Ramsay's F-king cooking show!
Husband: "Stop watching that f-king sh*t! You can't cook to save your life!"
Wife: "So what?! You watch porn, don't you?!"
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
Wife: "Did you notice that the child is actually not yours?"
Husband: "I've been suspecting this for a long time. Finally you admit it."
Wife: "What are you talking about? I asked you to pick up our child from the kindergarten. But the child you picked up is not ours!"
