Show Jokes

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out

Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?

To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.

Apparently as a 4-year old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest. Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.

I wasn't planning on going on a run. but those cops showed up out of nowhere

Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.

What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?

One makes your day and one make your whole week.

Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?

The grim reaper

Do you knows the tv show naked and afraid wall that’s what my grandpa and me played when I was young

What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late??

A cold shoulder

Gow do you keep tour friends from boring you with pictures of their children?

Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"

Why did the frog cross the road?

To show his gang that he had guts.

-My brother

Why can’t orphans go on game shows

You need a family member

If this post gets 200 likes or comments I will show up in a mrbeast video

kid with hallucinations and cancer on jeopardy game show

what's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?

Can you show me what rape is

A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar's patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he's done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go.

A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn't hit her with the stick.