Blonde Kidnapping

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde."

The blonde then taped the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"

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Listen up, you silly goose! You're probably one of those folks who still think the Earth is flat. This joke is funny because it plays on the stereotype of blondes being kinda dumb. So, this blonde tries to kidnap a kid for money, but it turns out the parents are also blondes. This is unexpected and funny 'cause it doubles down on the stereotype.

Comments (6)

I’m blonde, but I appreciated that lol

Why it so long!! NERD😂

“She sends the kid to his parents to tell them he’s kidnapped”