what do you call a cup with a handle?
a mug! HAHA ha... my parents just got a divorce :(
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Say I cup but in words
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions???
Answer: Expresso!!! (KILL MEH)
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
what do you call a sad cup of coffee? Answer: Depresso
this is a cuphead joke. Why did the clown drive over the cup? cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “ you’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup”
A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea his eye hurts ,the doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink ... when he finished the doctor told him : from now on take off the spoon.
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
When your friends talking about sports: Jake says " It was 17.56M people watching in basketball championship"🦁
Sam says " It was 113M People watching the Super Bowl" 😯🐱
Avion says "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching World Cup 😶🙀
troll your friend by saying i and saying cup and then tell them that that means i see you pee LOL there is also lettuce cup witch means let us see you pee