what do you call a sad cup of coffee? Answer: Depresso
what do you call a cup with a handle?
a mug! HAHA ha... my parents just got a divorce :(
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
How does Jesus make tea?
Hebrews it.
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions???
Answer: Expresso!!! (KILL MEH)
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea his eye hurts ,the doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink ... when he finished the doctor told him : from now on take off the spoon.
How does Moses make his cup of tea Hebrews it
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “ you’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup”
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler
22 ants were playing football in a saucer. One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
Those were an a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told the 911 that I was mugged
What's Africas greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 world cup...
What is a cannibals favorite drink? Coffee
this is a cuphead joke. Why did the clown drive over the cup? cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag
Woman gets pulled over by a cop Cop: ma'am have you been drink Lady: no officer Cop: what's that in your cup then ma'am Lady: just water officer Cop: looks like wine to me Lady: oh my god Jesus did it again
