Cup jokes
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
How does Moses make his cup of tea?
He brews it.
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Answer: Depresso.
Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
Say "I cup" but in words.
A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea, his eye hurts. The doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink. When he finished, the doctor told him: "From now on, take off the spoon."
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.
We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.
I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.