what do you call a cup with a handle?
a mug! HAHA ha... my parents just got a divorce :(
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. Iβm not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
How does Moses make his cup of tea Hebrews it
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions???
Answer: Expresso!!! (KILL MEH)
Say I cup but in words
Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."
Itβs the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. βNo,β says the neighbor. βThe seat is empty.β βThis is incredible,β said the man. βWho in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?β The neighbor says, βWell actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we havenβt been to together since we got married.β βOh, Iβm so sorry to hear that. Thatβs terrible....But couldnβt you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?β The man shakes his head. βNo,β he says. βTheyβre all at the funeral.β
Little Johnny was walking down an alley and saw a lamp. After he rubbed it a genie came out and said "You have 10 seconds to have one wish". Little Johny says he wants to pee alcohol. The genie grants his wish. He tells his family and his sister doesn't believe it. After having a drink she says, "We should have this every night!". Little Johny gets two cups every night one for him and his sister. He does the same thing for four nights. Eventually he ran out of cups and has one left. He gives on himself and his sister asks, "Wheres my cup?". little Johny replied, "Your drinking out of the bottle tonight".
/{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discus courses of action, and collection." End of log\