What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.

Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.

How does Moses make his cup of tea Hebrews it

What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler

what do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Answer: Depresso

what do you call a cup with a handle?

a mug! HAHA ha… my parents just got a divorce :(

It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbor. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’ The neighbor says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.’ ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’

A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, “I thought you guys only drink blood?”

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, “I’m making tea.”

What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

me and my friend were roasting each other she : you look like a reese’s cup me:your so old your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray

A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea his eye hurts ,the doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink … when he finished the doctor told him : from now on take off the spoon.

What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions???

Answer: Expresso!!! (KILL MEH)

22 ants were playing football in a saucer. One ant said to another one, “We’ll have to play better tomorrow. We’re playing in the cup!”

Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “ you’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup”

Why ain’t Indian packiscan aloud in the World Cup of baseball? Every time they hit a corner they open a shop

what do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD

Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told the 911 that I was mugged

How do you make a dead baby float?

1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby

What do you call hot cups?

Sunglasses.