Show Jokes

You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.

Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.

Gregg says to his friend, who is a girl, and says, "Hey, umm, do you, umm, want to do something?"

And the girl says, "Umm, sure, why not?"

Gregg says, "Well, then we have to go somewhere secretive."

The girl says, "Umm, well, ok."

Gregg says, "Great!" So Gregg brings Sally to a tree so no one can see them, and then Sally says, "So what are we going to do behind this big tree?"

Gregg says, "Well pull down your pants, and I'll show ya."

Sally says, "Ok, it sounds fun!" And then Gregg pulls his pants down and tells Sally to lay on the ground. Then he puts his dick in Sally's pussy, and he goes up and down, up and down, up and down, and then Sally starts to moan more and more, and then suddenly a teacher hears her moan, and then the teacher sees what Gregg and Sally are doing, and then the teacher gets in on it, and both Gregg and Sally start fucking the teacher, and then the teacher moans, and then the whole school makes their own sex groups, and the whole school has threesomes...

THE END

My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."

A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.

The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.

"Balls" got me like: 😂

What is an orphan's favorite TV show?

"Alone."

What did the magician do as a trick in his show?

Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!

Are you going to SHOWCON?

What’s SHOWCON?

Show con these nuts.

That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!

Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."

Tazzaro got me like: 😂

Orphans got me like: 😂

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Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?

The pizza guy shows up when you call him.

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.

Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.

Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Friend and me: "We can show you."

Me: "I will tie the rope."

Friend: "I will push the chair."

A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"