Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat. The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools the hat was covering the hips
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
"Balls" got me like: 😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts. Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flag mate.
Yo mama so fat then when she went on the scale it showed her phone number
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
What was the Orphan favorite cartoon show?
Fairy Oddparents
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
"I AM NOT PETER GRIFFIN!"
So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.
He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
