what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
showing them the ropes.
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people? What’s up.
why did Sarah call off the swing because she has no arms Knock knock show there not Sarah
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
I told my friend yesterday he's literally my dad.
He didn't show up for the rest of the year.
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
What did the boy say to the show ? Can you please tie me.
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What do TVs and girls have in common ? They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
Howard stern rules biotches!
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show, by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper But instead I showed them my wrists
:What’s an orphans favorite Netflix show Fuller house
A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordan Ramsey's F-king cooking show! Husband:STOP WATCHING THAT F-KING SHIT!!! YOU CAN'T COOK TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! WIFE: SO WHAT??! YOU WATCH PORN DON'T YOU??!!!!!!
i love murder shows... wish me luck cause im kinda hoping to be on one one day
Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.” Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.
So I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company. Everyone is mad but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.
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