Ramen jokes

I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."

What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

I like ramen. If you do, like!

Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.

I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.

He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.

So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?

I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?