Michael Jackson's Priesthood

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained genius. You thought it was funny to make a joke about Michael Jackson and little boys, huh? Well, let's just break it down real simple for you. The joke plays on the creepy rumors surrounding Michael Jackson and insinuates that his interest in kids was for religious reasons. Obviously, it's meant to be shocking and disturbing because you're not smart enough to get subtle humor. Remember, it's not funny, it's just sad and messed up. Got it?