Guessing Weight

The joke plays on the word "guess" which is also a brand name on the dude's shirt. The person telling the joke takes it literally and guesses the dude's weight, which is an insult based on his appearance.

• Weight
• Dude
• Fat
• Racist
• Funny
• Insult

• The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
• Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
• Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
• When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”