Short jokes
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.
She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.
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A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!
9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.
I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.
What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What's the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus's birth date.
What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."
I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.
When the speedbump in a school zone screams, so you go faster.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.