Short jokes
The only thing colder than Siberia is my girlfriend's ex!
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
I think your hairline is too stupid.
Alles tut weh.
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
"Yo (DYM 107)"
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
Why Jake?
FRRR N
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom?
Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom.
What is magic?
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.