Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
