Short jokes
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"
Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
I either want to hang, stab, or shoot myself. I'm dying to choose.
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five...
...but it left him hanging.
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
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Me: Mom, would you get mad at me for something I didn't do?
Mom: No.
Me: Ok, good. I didn't do my homework.
So my dad said to me and my sister, "Don't fight," but did he mean "fist fight" or "yelling fight?"
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.