What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
Short Jokes
When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?
Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Does it cycle now?
What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?
The dog lead went slack.
If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Why did the democrats come out of the closet as assholes after they found out that Rush Limbaugh died? Because they don't fear him anymore.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis.
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex...
I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.
A fake name and a fake phone number.
