Short jokes
Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.
But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a while. But set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?
Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Does it cycle now?
What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?
The dog lead went slack.
If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?