Short jokes
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What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?
Strong to the finish.
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
Girls are like blackjack; you shoot for 21, but I keep hitting 14.
You: You are such a flick pain.
Me: You are flick pain to my sight.
"Time"? More like waiting.
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
Who gave Jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa Claus!
Someday you'll go far.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.