Short jokes
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
What's the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
What's the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you stick the cucumber.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
If you think about it, taking candy from a baby is good because candy is bad for babies.
If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.