Short jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking's girlfriend finish with him? Because he would never walk her home.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.
Mustard
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
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What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
Lenard is a joke.
Rajdeep
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Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Are you suicide, 'cause you're always on my mind?
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!