Short jokes
Literally the most popular job: YouTube.
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.
It's still depression, by the way.
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
Who wants a picture of my pp?
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
This town ain't big enough for the one of you.
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
I really hate waiting to die... It's taking a lifetime.
What's soft and feels like dog?
The fur coat I bought you from Temu.
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name: