Short jokes
Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Who is better than Alabama?
CLEMSON TIGERS!
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Dimetrodon, dimetrodon.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you call Liberal Scare Tactics?
A Conservative's Utopia.