Short jokes
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Two Timetravers walk into a bar...
...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
What is
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
Get noob.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
I wanted to open a restaurant for the hearing impaired, but the slogan "Enjoy without hesitation" didn't go down so well.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?