Short jokes
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?
"What a re-leaf."
Hi Jake!
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
You know sex is better than logic, but I could've proved it...
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Icebergie is a randy.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
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Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.