Hourglass Figure

This is a classic pun! The phrase "waste of time" is twisted into "waist of time," playing on the similar sound and the association with a person's waist. The humor comes from the unexpected use of "waist" in place of "waste".

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• What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it? A waist of time.
• What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time!
• "What did the zero say to the eight?" "That belt looks good on you!"
• What do you call a flat-chested depressed person? A cutting board.