Waist of time jokes
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized it was a waste of time!
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realized they didn't fit me around the waist, so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waste of time.
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waste of time.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
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This is completely a waist of time, but worth it at the same time.
*Dad's sitting on the couch reading news paper when wife walks in*
Husband: "This music.. Is the final boss coming? Or worse.. It's my wife..."
Wife: "You jobless monkey... Money to pay bills doesn't grow on tree's"
Husband: "Well it's no my fault.. And I was born poor *Over it* If I was son of Bill Gates I'd bathe in money.."
Wife: "First go bat… Read more