Waist of time jokes

I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized it was a waste of time!

What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.

What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?

A waist of time.

I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realized they didn't fit me around the waist, so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waste of time.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waste of time.

I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.

I once made a belt out of clocks.

It was a waist of time.

I bought a belt made of clocks.

It was a waist of time.

What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?

A waist of time.

You know what pun is used for "waist?"

Nothing. You'll find nothing.

It's just a waste of time.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time!

What do you call a clock on a belt?

A waist of time.

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.

I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.