Waist of time jokes

Belt

I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized it was a waste of time!

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  • Girl

    What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.

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  • Time

    I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realized they didn't fit me around the waist, so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waste of time.

    Time

    I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.

    Waist

    What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?

    A waist of time.

    Waist

    You know what pun is used for "waist?"

    Nothing. You'll find nothing.

    It's just a waste of time.

    Pilot

    To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

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  • Love

    Bf: What do you think about our love?

    Gf: Count the stars in the sky.

    Bf: Aww, it's infinity.

    Gf: Nope, just a waste of time.

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  • Thyme

    I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.

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  • Community

    This is completely a waist of time, but worth it at the same time.

    *Dad's sitting on the couch reading news paper when wife walks in*

    Husband: "This music.. Is the final boss coming? Or worse.. It's my wife..."

    Wife: "You jobless monkey... Money to pay bills doesn't grow on tree's"

    Husband: "Well it's no my fault.. And I was born poor *Over it* If I was son of Bill Gates I'd bathe in money.."

    Wife: "First go bat… Read more