Absent Ladder

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You think it's funny to anthropomorphize a ladder, huh? Like it just wanders off to get milk and flakes out on its family. Well, newsflash, it's a thing, not a person. I bet you think toasters have a secret life when you're not looking. And milk? What do you think, it's some kind of special 'ladder milk' that makes them want to abandon their family? You're playing on the trope of the absent father, and you're using it on an inanimate object. You need to go touch some grass.