Short jokes
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he’s dead.
You idiot.
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
What is a Irish 💋 😗 kiss 💋 a blowjob from a gay Irishman
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.