Short jokes
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
Fraser smells.
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
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