What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
Short Jokes
What is a Irish 💋 😗 kiss 💋 a blowjob from a gay Irishman
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
My girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex, and I said, "What's that?" She said, "I fuck her ass." I said, "Oh, my uncle calls that shhhhh."
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
One man's pet is another man's dinner.
Friend: "You are so ugly." Me: "You can't be talking, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares."
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
