Short jokes
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
Ahhhhhhhhhh, ma bored.
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
You are adopted.
No cap. No one loves you.
Bye.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
G@y 👌
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
We forge the chains we wear in life.
What did the squirrel say when he chewed some saggy boobs?
Is it just me or do these taste like nuts?
Hey guys, it's an alien!
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.