Cracking Open a Cold One With The Boys

This joke is playing on the phrase "cracking open a cold one with the boys" which usually refers to drinking a beer with friends. It twists the phrase to be about opening dead bodies instead, referring to necrophilia and a gangbang.

• Necrophiliac
• Gangbang
• Sex
• Death
• Cold
• Boy

• What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
• A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friend's house after hooking up. "Was it hung?" her friend asks. "No, he was shot."
• How did the necrophiliac get caught? Some rotten cunt split on him....
• What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls? They can’t say no.