Sand vs Dildo Comparison

The humor comes from the unexpected and crude comparison between sand and a dildo, implying the speaker has experience with the latter. It's a vulgar and slightly shocking juxtaposition.

• Dildo
• Sand
• Difference
• Sex
• Ass
• Body

• What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
• What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex? One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.
• What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
• What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.