Handless Kid's Christmas Present

This joke plays on the dark humor of a child's misfortune. The setup asks what a child without hands gets for Christmas, setting up an expectation of a specific gift. The punchline twists this by focusing on the child's inability to open the gift, rather than the gift itself, adding to the dark, absurd humor.

• Present
• Kid
• Dark Humor
• Hand
• Christmas
• Child

• What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.
• Sally has no arms. What did she get for Christmas? I don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.
• What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday? I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet.
• Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas? Father Christmas left them.