It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
Short Jokes
Dwarf Shortage.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
My mom gave me a box of chocolates, and she said life is like a box of chocolates, but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
These are meannnnn.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
How do you suck a dick?
Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.
Doin' ya mom oh yeah oh yeah, doin' doin' ya mom!
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
Why do I call my priest daddy?
Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.
What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
