Short jokes
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!