Short jokes
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
What is humble, holy, and helps?
An angle...