Short jokes
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"
How did the other 18 COVIDs go unnoticed?
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂
Poopoo man.
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"
What's funnier than 24? 25!
I would post a joke, but maybe it's too deadpan.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
Okay, One time I there was my dog. But then the dog, it fell.
Then I f**ked my dog hard in the a**.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
All of them.