Short jokes
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
Your life, that's all.
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"
....yes, it is "long time no see."
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!