Angle jokes
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
In geometry class, the teacher went up to the board and drew a 23-degree angle.
She then drew a 67-degree angle. The class was astonished when the angles started talking! The first one said, "That's a lovely blouse you're wearing," and the second one chimed in, "And I love what you've done with your hair."
The students asked the teacher if she knew what was going on. She sighed and said, "Well, these angles are supposed to be complementary, but I guess they don't know how to spell."
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
Repeat after me: Die angle; die angle; sweetie. Angels don't die! 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn鈥檛 handle an acute angle.
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
So, on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky.
Dad: Aren't the stars just wonderful?
Boy: I'm not sure, from my angle, all I see are clouds.
Dad: Well, come over here and take a look.
Boy: Damn, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!
Dad: Well then, I guess I will have to make you see them everywhere you look then.
Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said...
NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!
What is humble, holy, and helps?
An angle...
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
I鈥檓 so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It鈥檚 always 90 degrees.
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.