What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
Short Jokes
Why is a nun called a nun?
'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
The Nazis.
Jack fucked Jill's pussy till it stopped functioning.
My girlfriend's pregnant. I'm 13. She was raped.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
Why do Catholic priests suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish?
Because it tastes like a Vienna sausage.
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
Unlike the Americans, Hitler knew when to kill himself.
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Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
