Short jokes
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
My mom smashed my Xbox, so I smashed her daughter. đ
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
69.
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals!
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and thatâs saying something.
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-.
I think we should change Alzheimerâs disease to Joe Biden disease.
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
Whatâs the best thing about Switzerland?
I donât know, flags big plus.
Hear about the guy who dipped his nuts in glitter?
Pretty nuts!
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?
Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."
But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"
Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!