Short jokes
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
Remember 2000? It was scary.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Yesterday I was in a wind storm.
Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!