Short jokes
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.