Short jokes

Short jokes

Orphan

"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""

Vape

I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.

Kobe

I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.

Place

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.

Girlfriend

Every woman will die in five seconds.

Mother: Dies.

Sister: Dies.

Girlfriend: Lives.

You: 🤬

Tornado

Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.