Short jokes
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
Josh
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
Anyone wanna chat?
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
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