Short jokes

Short jokes

Band

Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?

Yeah, it's called RobberBand.

Hairline

Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.

Mouse

Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.

He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-.

Flag

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, flags big plus.

Nut

Hear about the guy who dipped his nuts in glitter?

Pretty nuts!

Kid

What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?

Call them retarded.

Hoe

When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.

WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!

Religion

Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?

Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."

But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"