Blonde and Orange Juice

  • Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?

    Because it said "concentration camp."

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, dummy! This is Explain Bear here. The joke is a play on words. "Concentration" is a normal word for orange juice, meaning it's concentrated. But a "concentration camp" is also a terrible place where people were held during wars. You probably think juice comes from the grocery store, huh?

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  • Comments (835)

  • omg the shit at lunch though

    I was trying to burrow my hand under your thigh

    btu you didnt let me >:(

    you didnt let me >:(

    and i wanted u to do smthin

    but i did want u to do smthin still

    what did you want me to do :3

    well either just push against it slightly ig or js movement idek

    so you kinda did want me to make a move on you?

    i should say , IN you

    Fl3perd

    so you kinda did want me to make a move on you?

    but yes

    Js like do what i want )):

    so I can bust but I can't bust a move

    can I bust in you :D

    I tottaly do nor keep looking over at chu

    my ears get cold very easy

    can I use your thighs as earmuffs

    Also like im happy u look at ur chromebook when u say these things u don't needa see how im reactin😭

    it happens even without pressing enter alot sometimes

    IM GONNA MMIX YOur pLAYDOugh COLOrSS

    not me actually getting offended

    you acn always take my crayon ;)

    you dont get a choice

    Anonymous

    nd i will

    i said i will tf?

    thats tyrning me onnn]

    its impossible to do that ta me

    wordd bokes bever

    Do what u do when u normally give me thoughts and also do the thing with ur leg

    violently or smoothly

    you want me ti move my legs

    js gimmie thoughts so i can write about em later

    god i hate feelin like this at school

    lucky you dont have a shaft...

    juts please gimmie thoughts

    i am your viberabter

    do it but like wihth more idek how to explain

    the closet u got the more i felt it 0-0

    im more tryna not be seen

    the closer my legs get to your V the softyer your thighs are

    it made my leg melt :D

    U made me feel like i was melting

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    Bro i got a playlist i wanna get railed to, so uhm can u do me a favor??????

    Also sorry i was getting food

    Raúl you while música is ?

    i got a playlist i wanna get railed ta

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    its on yt so u cant see songs L

    ignore the next up thing i listen to alota playlists like that..

    why is it 31 minutes long

    you're pretty much saying, you want me to rally over 31 minutes

    When I could go for much longer

    Girl you all night long

    fingers are cold, so I'm using the singing on my keyboard

    uoooooooobrhjnmriuskhjnmsr6t\dh56sr

    so if I make spelling mistakes are how shitty grammar you know why

    Either i find a loneger playlist or I got this

    How about a real you without music

    i think u like turning me on or sumn shit cause u keep doin it

    I can sleep snugly knowing that your fingering your self to the thought of me

    Then I think of it

    the only way i would is it the thoughts where to strong

    That's not stopping me from thinking about it

    And what if I don't

    Think about me giveing u head

    what if every night I jerk off to the side of you fingering yourself to me

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    And not letting u make a sounddddd

    i was boutta list shit im into to

    but what if i give u head

    and what if i just threw you down and started ta ride u

    What if while i was rideing you I was facing towards you so I was kissing you while riding you so I couldn't make a sound

    or what if i started tocuhing you in public round people yk.

    I'm screening these

    Ii wouldn't stop u

    Anonymous

    or what if i started tocuhing you in public round people yk.

    Start doing it

    you touch me I thought you

    but i aint got guts for da

    I want to be under you and you just leanign partly over me while ur inside me then you ta choke me out then go really fast

    i want to beg for u to slow down and to be able t breathe

    Ive been been dom for the past week

    kinda like if u dont do what i wantchu to ill js make u do it

    It's either u dom or nothing

    like u aint touching where i want ill js move ur hand

    I just want you to touch me more often than I'm be real with you

    When you touched my tip on purpose

    the more i touch u the more movent u have with ur hands when u touch me

    like yk what kinda movement?

    Touch my shaft mire

    Youll get me to bust more

    You should . Make me coom more

    *wraps my legs roudn ur waist and berries my face in ur chest*

    You should give me thoughts more

    the dream when i gave u head was one of the best dreams I've had ina while

    Only if you touch m more

    tbh you make me struggle to think..

    but likei dont hate it at all

    What if I get my shi out and you gimme a thigh job

    I wana go at it for hours w/ u

    I want you to make me love my birthday cause u gotta fuck me all day nd nightttttttttt

    I wanna make u feel realy gooddddddd

    Cause if you wouldve said no i would've tied you up and kept you in my closet so I could js use you anyway

    I could fuck u all the timeeeeeeee

    right twixes taste better

    Next time you're over lemme finger you

    Better yet eat you out

    Dont bail out on me

    So don't bail out on me

    fleperd

    Next time you're over lemme finger you

    this one sounds like smthin id want chu to start with

    onyl cause i still needa get comfertable with the idea.

    Ive been a good boy though :(

    Here js lemme ask a few questions fore u tryna do anything alr?

    where tf would u take me?

    Deep in the woods

    Where no one can get us

    No one goes back there

    Or at the train tracks

    well i mean cars go over us at the over pass and if we go up high enough they wont see us on where they do cross over right?

    Ok V was like beggin ot know what u said so ima tell them i wont let u do anything but i want u to do shit to me

    so dont mind what i tell V i want you to at least do the first one then if I get comfortable enough ur free for the second

    I dont think illl even be able to go over there for a long time cause of V-rahs mom.

    So even if I do take you somewhere private

    I can't even O what I want to

    no no no i was saiyng i told V i said no js to stop her worrying but I'm not saying no I just want u to start with the first one before you do more js till I get comfertable

    Only cause if anyone else wouldve asekd me this before when I was w/ them I would've punched them in the throat and never talked to them again

    Do whatever u want just start slow..

    Please dont do that shit.

    ik im to young and i feel uncomfortable with it..

    You have your reasons

    fleperd

    So even if I do take you somewhere private

    tbh this and the one under it made me feel like you'd be mad..

    Yeah but i still feel bad..

    Jeremy wouldn't shut up about me not being with you for long so I had to beat his ass

    He just wouldn't shut the fuck up

    I dunno what you wanna feel bad abt

    Anonymous

    this one sounds like smthin id want chu to start with

    You gotta start somewhere

    Anonymous

    Please dont do that shit.

    i felt bad for this

    Anonymous

    ik im to young and i feel uncomfortable with it..

    nd this

    fleperd

    You gotta start somewhere

    not at 12.

    Sky tried to say u was useing me..

    I truly do love you

    He just doesn't know what love looks like

    Well cause of sky putting stress on me, me feeling like a bad gf for feeling uncomfortable with it, school being to much stress, this site being to much, being handed everyone's chaos and having to fix it, and my family also..

    Sky is going to make me harm myself..

    Youre a perfect girlfriend

    Just cause you said no to me eating you out or fingering you

    normally i get a break from life when I go to skys house but ofc V-rrahs mom and when I go to my moms house I'm in my room that's a break but I didn't go.

    Dont be suprised if i find a way out of it.

    If i almost broke down infront of quinn and christan then yk its just to much..

    Ill try to do everything to stop myself for two reasons.

    Dont say you are a bad girlfriend

    You're a perfect girlfriend

    ayoure all I want

    You actually are the perfect girlfriend

    I couldn't ask for more

    Thats the first ive ever heard that..

    Cause nobody can see the importance of you

    And skyler is a very bad friend

    but otherwise unless gus dose i dont think anyone else dose..

    He gets mad over the smallest things

    Sense lifes hard please dont be supruised if i find a way to get out of it, I dont plan to but dont be surprised..

    every time i think about i think about how id lose guess trust and then I just cant then I think abt leaving u and I cant leave u

    Would u ever make it so im not allowed to talk to gus..?

    Unless you cheat on me with him

    Cause id make you regret it

    i would never cheat on u in genral

    Your eyes are beautiful

    all the shit that happend with ethan was rylee being jealous I was talking to her ex taking it out of context and trying to frame me to make my relationship as shitty as hers was =D

    if u ever left me id shoot my heart

    i like the whit stuff inside lasagna

    Youll love my white stuff ;)

    Anonymous

    if u ever left me id shoot my heart

    Why would I leave you?

    fleperd

    Youll love my white stuff ;)

    I bet i will.

    Id love where it comes from more ;)

    "Can i touch her thigs"😭

    Why is she having this convo with u rn?

    Idek what to say to this tbh

    Stop not talkinggggggggggggggggggg

    I wanna rail upu. Hard

    I think ur mims stopping u

    She can't stop me

    Im gonna resize your holes

    damn this water taste offuly like liquid.

    My cum tastes like liquid

    im not gonna go to school for two days the day after tmrw

    Whats the day after friday?

    And whats after saturday>

    And i said i wont be at school two days after friday

    And wahts Saturday and Sunday?

    im saying i wont be at school during the weekend

    Talk dirty to me :D

    *not the song getting into my head*

    I wanna ride u all night long

    Andddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

    Give u head under the table while u have dinner with people and try to make get u to make a sound but they dk I'm there so u have to not to but ima do a lot to try

    And dw, ill drop the soap for u luv ;)

    im not very capable of that.. i could only think of what id want u to do to me not what to do to u..

    i do want to give u head while ur on a call to watch u squirm..

    im better at comign up with what I want u to do to me more then what I wanna do to u..

    but idk if u wanna hear waht i want to happen to me...

    I wanna give u a handjob while making out with u though 0-0

    It's a good starting point

    Im gonna give u head in public nd js let Apple watch

    Say this in real life

    Ill be really bricked

    My brain wouldnt let it go throug

    Ill say it to you in real life

    ok yeha ur trying to watch me squirm.

    Only if you touch me more

    fleperd

    ...

    Idek im hyper rn

    Do smthinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

    I wanna take care of thoughts later causa u >:)

    OMG I FEEL BAD THAT U HAV TO DEAL WITH ME WHEM IM HORNY IM NOT RIGHT NOW BUT I FEEL BAD

    Give me a hand job in my pants

    So you don't have to touch pp

    Thats not reall possible.

    *jumps on you to tackle you* HIII

    I LOVE LOVE LOVE THE SECOND TO LAST ONE AND LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THE LAST ONE ^-^

    I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you

    *plays with ur hair* ur mineeeee~

    I like when you do thay

    Now if only I could be in between your legs

    Facing you and doing it

    *throws u onto couch nd stradles u then plays with ur hair* w-w

    You playing with my hair

    You know just how to make me happy

    Even though im already happy

    Next time you straddle me

    Make me coom real quick

    Tell me everyhting u want me to do to u

    Sit on my face, handjob, let me touch titties (naked) lap dance, let me eat you out and send nudes photos

    Crush my head with your thighs and give thighjob

    I want you to fuck me and now allow me to make a sound but when I cover my mouth u pin em above my head so I cant and u watch me struggle. I want u to tie me up nd fuck me touch, blow my back out, choke me and make out with me, choke me while u fuck me, give me so many thoughts I have to leave to take care of its cause its to much, give me wayyyyyyy more than I can handle, and turn me on at the worst times just to watch me not be able to do anything about it, torture me in a good way many times, and supruise me a lot =D

    Ima rub one out to you rq

    You sound distressed

    Call me daddy more

    Sometimes I like bring called good boy

    Im sorry i cant do that..

    It remind me of someone..

    I want you to be dom with me

    When you talk abt other men it really makes me feel

    I feel like in not good enough even when I am

    You are mroe than any of them will ever be

    That's not gonna stop me from thinking that

    I've always felt left our

    Cause I usually was

    Can u gimmie thoughts i gtg soon

    I wanna fuck you all night long

    I don't think I would stop

    Until I'm genuinely exhausted

    What if i cant take it no mo though?

    So might be a day in a half long

    what if its to much for me though?

    My dicks to good for you

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Thats why you're crying

    Please dont use the things i like or what against me for thoughts

    fleperd

    So might be a day in a half long

    I js realised how much this is

    From 12 am to 1 pm

    But time flies when you have fun

    No js if u do it right with a girl she could only last 20 mins the first time if shes used to it maybe an hour prolly longer depending on how used to

    Which I would like to fuck

    but if they hit the G spot over nd over😩

    I'm gonna tear that pussy up

    Make it so its hard to breathe.

    I'll make it so you cant walk

    Then you'll have no choice but to watch me as I plow you

    I want you to mae it so I cant walk then once I get dressed again you tear my clothes off and js do it all over again

    fleperd

    Ima rub one out to you rq

    I'm still going

    fleperd

    Ima rub one out to you rq

    ^

    Not until i have enough thoughts to last me tonight.

    Ive cummed to the thought of you many nights

    I'm gonna keep it that way

    Whe we living together, when you fall asleep I'm gonna jerk off without you knowkng

    But dude i gtg soon i need thoughts.

    Give me thoughts yk ill like

    Ima choke you then move down to your puss

    I'm gonna put a hickey on your boobs

    I lost my thought process

    I want hickeys all over me.

    Ill put hickeys on your private parts

    One exactly on your left ass cheek

    Im not stopping u but i gtg soon

    So overload me with thoughts.

    Ima gonna choke you put and make out with you

    One hand choking you and the other is rubbing your pussy

    Once you pass out you'll wake up tied up

    And then I'll plow you

    I can feel the thouhgts going to my head then down to yk

    I'll make it so you cant walk

    What'll u do when i cant walk?

    Can I have two passed

    Comment deleted by fleperd

    I'm very indecisive

    If im at my moms and you give me to many thoughts (btw if you say em on call it'll have more effect) To the point i need to leave to take care of them (witch is very possible) ill give u another pass

    U can try both nights im there btw if it doesn't work the first time.

    Take the tab with you

    id prolly stop fore i start making sounds.

    I wanna hear you moan

    Dude i gave u a pass to control me on call sou could js make me not stop and then yk

    Anonymous

    If im at my moms and you give me to many thoughts (btw if you say em on call it'll have more effect) To the point i need to leave to take care of them (witch is very possible) ill give u another pass

    but is this a deal?

    Ive jerked to you one to many times in one night then the next day you made me hard and it hurt :(

    Anonymous

    but is this a deal?

    Sureee

    Also i gtg really soon so gimmie more thoughtssssssssss

    Anonymous

    What'll u do when i cant walk?

    Fuck you harder

    Ima blow your back out

    I want u to make me lose my thought process.

    anyways ima go fw mysself in the shower goodnight love uuuuuu~ <33333

    You should tell me that more often

    Five me more to jerk to

    Miserly Goose

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