How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
Short Jokes
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
My friend broke his tie. That's a tie breaker.
Someone eats glue and tells the other, "Sorry, can't stick around!"
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
