Short jokes
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.