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Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

What’s stephen hawkins favorite song?

-They see me rolling.

Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.

I don’t always roll a joint, but when I do it’s my ankle.

What do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll up.

Now that Stephen Hawking is dead the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.

A crippled guy rolls into a bar only to find his worst enemy…stairs.

What’s better then sex with your 12 year old sister?

Rolling her over and pretending it’s your 10 year old brother

What is the first thing the disabled download on ITunes? They see me rolling, they hatin

How did stephen hawking die?

He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!

When a asteroid is coming to kill us all: 98.9% of the population: OMG WERE ALL GONNA DIE 1% of the population: eh… I neber had any friends anyway. Alia: ROLL THE INTRO

3 men where in a desert 1 man was holding a jug the 2nd was holding a paper bag and the last was holding a car door a man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug he said it was his water and if he got thirsty he would take a drink. Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag the guy said this is my packed lunch so if I get hungry I will eat my lunch. Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said it he got hot he would roll down the window.

What’s Stephen Hawking’s favourite band? The Rolling Stones.

A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with “what do you mean I already did it” then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said “Aww it pays to be lazy!”

Women are like rolls of toilet paper they are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot and they deal with a lot of s##t.

Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?

A: The honor roll

Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair. … she likes to rock And roll lol

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.