What do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll up.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
What’s stephen hawkins favorite song?
-They see me rolling.
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll
your mom
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out? The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why did the carrot roll down the hill? Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair. .... she likes to rock And roll lol
Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It was on a roll
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
He was saying jokes and someone said you are on a roll
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
II harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye I rolled the dye. It made me die.
An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore. The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."
A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum tsssh!
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do it's my ankle.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
