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Fat

Destiny Hope

Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

See

NibbaBoy

What’s stephen hawkins favorite song?

-They see me rolling.

Start

Shmeef

Now that Stephen Hawking is dead the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.

Puns

Anonymous

You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll

Car

Tony

Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.

Die

Carlos 0w0

How did stephen hawking die?

He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall

Fruit

Dick Richard

What do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll up.

Ankle

Anonymous

I don’t always roll a joint, but when I do it’s my ankle.

Roast

Anonymous

my friend; yo stupid me; is that right and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you einstien My friend; rolls eyes and says whatever me; keep on rolling them you might find your brain in there

Forehead

Anonymous

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see So what’s wrong with taking the back streets? You’ll never know if you don’t go You’ll never shine if you don’t glow

[Chorus:] Hey, now, you’re an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you’re a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold

It’s a cool place and they say it gets colder You’re bundled up now wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water’s getting warm so you might as well swim My world’s on fire. How about yours? That’s the way I like it and I’ll never get bored.

[Chorus 2x]

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change

Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see So what’s wrong with taking the back streets? You’ll never know if you don’t go You’ll never shine if you don’t glow.

[Chorus]

And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold

Toilet

Paul Bartram

I got in touch with my inner self today, it’s the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll

Puns

FernandoCrouch

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!

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Puns

sno

Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?

A: The honor roll

Sister

Aiden

heres a list of puns not all of them are mine

1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

  1. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

  2. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!

Stone

Angel from Hell

What’s Stephen Hawking’s favourite band? The Rolling Stones.

Chair

Anonymous

Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair. … she likes to rock And roll lol

Puns

Anonymous

What is harry potters favorite way to get down a hill? Walking JK rolling.

Sheep

Anonymous

What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill? A. A lamb slide

Hill

N.....

Why did the carrot roll down the hill? Because he couldn’t stop his wheelchair

Die

Armegedon Alia

When a asteroid is coming to kill us all: 98.9% of the population: OMG WERE ALL GONNA DIE 1% of the population: eh… I neber had any friends anyway. Alia: ROLL THE INTRO

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