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Roll Jokes

You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.

Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out? The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.

Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.

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Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?

Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.

II harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye I rolled the dye. It made me die.

An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore. The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."