Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Orphan Perks
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you silly goose. So, this person is an orphan, right? That means they don't have parents. The joke is that because they don't have a family, they can eat all the "family sized" snacks themselves! It's funny because it turns a sad thing (being an orphan) into a good thing (more snacks!). Plus, you are an orphan, so you should know!
Cheese
I love how my thing said Family for this even tho these are orphan jokes