Short jokes
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
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What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch?
He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama