Short jokes
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
About to go on a date.
But she was late.
So I got some tape.
And eventually punished her with rape.
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.