Short jokes
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
The only joke here is the topic.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
The boy was clapping, then he became clapped.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.