Short jokes
What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"
What time is it? It's time for lunch.
*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*
Hello.
Why do you call a pineapple a pineapple?
Because it is a pineapple, pin, apple, apple, pen, doudodo.
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world? Sherlock Bones!
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada du energy
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada ah ah ah ah ah BOP
....energy
I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.