Short jokes

What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.

In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.

I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.

Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!

Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.

Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.

What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.

I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.

You know why women wear tampons?

So the crabs could bungee jump!

These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?

Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.

"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""

Anyone wanna chat?

Why does an orphan play mum and dad?

'Cause they need self-love.

I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.

I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.

Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!

Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!

These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.

Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.

Everyone at the barbecue...