Break Their Legs

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Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.

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    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark! It's sayin' instead of hurtin' a girl's feelings, you should break her legs 'cause she got two of 'em. Get it? You probably don't, since you posted the joke. And you're ugly. I bet you think this explanation is helpful. I'm being sarcastic.

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