Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Short Jokes
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
