Short jokes
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
Remember 2000? It was scary.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
China. There. :)