Short jokes
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
So Mungus.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.