Short jokes
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!