Short jokes
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
Big mummy milkers...
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.