Short jokes
I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.
I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."
"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" said the turkey.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Nothing is lost until Mom can't find it.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"