Short jokes
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
What is humble, holy, and helps?
An angle...
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!