Short jokes
If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Hi. Hhhh yrddd.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.