Short jokes
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
China. There. :)
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
What is the best la?
A koa-la!