Short jokes
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
Who's Lil John?
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
Don't say "stay positive" to the wrong doctor.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.