Short jokes
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
I AGREE WITH EDP.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Can disabled enable dark mode?
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.