Short jokes
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!"
The man said, "Okay."
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
Why did the man sit on his porch and bark at the postman when he came?
Because his dog had a sore throat!