Short jokes
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
I dislike the UK with a great taste.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
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Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!