Short jokes
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
I want to di... dive! Yeah!
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.