Short jokes
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!
Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.