Short jokes

Short jokes

Number

6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?

Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.

Orphan

Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?

His parents never brought back the milk.

Priest

You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.

Orphan

Why do orphans read BL or GL?

Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.

Adoption

Bully: Ha, guess what?

Nerd: What?

Bully: You are adopted.

Nerd: At least I was wanted!

Jesus

What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.

Orphan

Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.