Short jokes
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?
Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!
Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?
Kid 2: No!
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.