A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.
Tiger Wood
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Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead. This joke is all about wordplay. It's saying a lion wouldn't drink and drive. Then it says "tiger wood" which sounds like "Tiger Woods", a famous golfer. See, it's funny because it implies Tiger Woods would drive drunk! You probably drive drunk, don't you?