Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about orphans, see? Orphans don't have parents. The joke implies that their parents are gone because they're really good at hide and seek, so good they never came back. It's funny because it's sad, you uncultured swine!